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Winner – Funniest Category – Matt Vogel


Watch the winner’s video in the Funniest category from our LASIK video contest that took place at Dishler LASIK in Denver, Colorado.

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MATT VOGEL: Hi, my name is Matt Vogel and for many of my lives, not being able to see and having to wear glasses, well let’s just say it hasn’t worked out too well. - - [MUSIC] I’m sailing away. Pierre, I have brought you a map for your journey. MALE VOICE: Thank you, Francois. I shall not get lost. Off to the land of perfect vision. [MUSIC] Set an open course for the virgin sea. Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me. MALE VOICE: Let me pause for a moment and check my map. I will have to take my glasses to see through the spy glass. Ah yes, I have officially confirmed my location. I shall continue this way. [MUSIC] Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me. Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me. I hate my glasses. [MUSIC] - - walking on the moon. MALE VOICE: It’s time for my big moment. It’s kind of hard to see this first step, here. That’s one small step for man and one gi—oh! MALE VOICE: Houston, we got a problem. MALE VOICE: Looks like our superstar astronaut - - a bust. We’re going to call for back-up, Neil Armstrong. MALE VOICE: That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. MALE VOICE: I have a feeling that’s going to cost me a few dates with the ladies. I hate my glasses. MATT VOGEL: As you can see, glasses have made my lives miserable. They’re uncomfortable, life-threatening, fragile, misguiding, inconvenient and career-ending. Please, I have paid my dues. Help me end the cycle with LASIK surgery.